I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
You can't special order awesome
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Randomize
