so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Randomize
