North Korea, Best Korea!
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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