I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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