talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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