So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
