i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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