Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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