The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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