I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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