6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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