i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I could make wine with my vomit
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize