I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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