I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize
