It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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