There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
