OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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