Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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