No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
In other news, I just burned my penis
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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