Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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