So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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