I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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