his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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