i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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