im having a threesome with these popsicles
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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