community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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