Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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