talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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