I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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