Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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