And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Randomize
