sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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