Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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