You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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