I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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