I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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