The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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