By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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