I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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