can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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