If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
