Me. At least after what I've been through.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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