um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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