Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I think pants incapable of making pants work
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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