I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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