Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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