If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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