i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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