tell your sister to shave her snatch
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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