i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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