Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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