3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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