hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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