Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
