I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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